On a Saturday five weeks ago, a college bro was doing many beers in a parking lot. It’s what the ancient Romans would call “pre-gaming.” This bro then left the parking lot and entered a football stadium to cheer for his team. At some point during the game, the legend thought it would be funny to get a ‘F*ck Joe Biden’ chant going and post it on TikTok. Little did our hero know, his act of patriotic dissent would completely define a generation. ‘F*ck Joe Biden’ has taken over audiences across America. It’s consumed the Internet. It’s redefined how we celebrate Brandon. And it’s even made its way to … commercials?
Alex Jones teaches us that the chemicals in the water are, allegedly, turning the frogs gay. Turns out the chemicals are turning the frogs BASED! Or, even amphibians know how much Joe Biden su-diddly-ucks. You be the judge. Also, how soon until CNN starts harassing Kermit the Frog into denouncing this?
Cheers to this unknown patriot whose creativity and/or boredom led him to create 10/10 content. Next, let’s see what he can do with the Bud Light “Wassup” commercial. Nothing but a bunch of dudes lounging around, watching the game and yelling ‘F*ck Joe Biden’ into the phone. It may be a little too dated because it’s 2021 and calling someone on the phone is considered a capital offense. But our options are that or not having a distraction from how terrible Joe Biden is at being president.