There are few things I enjoy more than day drinking. It’s why God invented beer. Or flavored seltzer, if your only other option is an IPA. But while I am crushing beers during the sunlight hours, it’s from the safety of a front porch rocking chair. A Canadian paratrooper is going viral for throwing one back as he was in the middle of paratrooping.
Really. Cracking open a Miller Lite while his chute was deployed, and he was plummeting to Earth.
This unnamed hero’s identity remains unknown. Though, shocker, the government knows who he is. The Canadian National Defense issued a statement to Coffee or Die saying they did not find this as humorous as you or me or any other red-blooded American. Which I guess makes sense, since it’s the Canadian National Defense.