Crime is on the rise in liberal cities across America, like Baltimore. Store employees are growing fed up with people thinking they can steal–because liberal policies have made it easy to do so–and are starting to take matters into their own hands. But fed up to the point where you wrestle a gun out of a gunman’s hand, then shoot the gunman with his own gun?
Hey, that’s new!
Robber McRobberface walked into a Metro PCS Store in Baltimore one afternoon. He was seeking customer service, but the employees were unable to assist at the time. So McR came back with his gun for some self-service. McR proclaimed this was now a robbery.
Employee #1 wasn’t having it and started wrestling the gun out of McR’s hands. The good news is he was successful, and the gun fell to the ground. The bad news is when the gun fell to the ground, it went off and shot employee #2 in the leg.
So employee #2 shot Robber McRobberface in the abdomen.
Neither #2 nor McR were seriously injured. When McR gets out of the hospital he’s facing charges of Attempted Armed Robbery, Reckless Endangerment, and a number of handgun infractions. Employee #2 better, at the very least, be named employee of the month.
Usually, when we have good guy with a gun story, the good guy uses his own gun. This is a good guy with a bad guy’s gun. It’s a refreshing twist on a classic.
Authored by Brodigan via Louder with Crowder
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