When we ended 2021, talk of Australia was how it lived up to its reputation as a penal colony. Since then, the land down under has been wildin’. Kangaroos are putting each other through steel walls. Shelias are dropping bombs on each other. And a group of armed assailants chose the wrong naked man’s car to rob. Thankfully, he put on underpants before chasing them away.
Three armed assailants versus a guy in bikini briefs. Happy New Year!
CCTV captures the moment a boxing day hero chases down allegedly armed thieves – in his undies
The attempted robbery was captured this morning in Mermaid Waters.#9News pic.twitter.com/wkZjT0pD73
— 9News Gold Coast (@9NewsGoldCoast) December 26, 2022
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear underwear. This hero’s name is Steve Middleton. He regaled the local press with tales of his bravery. These bars on using one of the thugs as a human shield are amazing.
One of them was my shield. Once I saw the baseball bat — I didn’t see the knife, but I did see the baseball bat — and he was my shield. It was good. He was only a little fella. Easy enough to throw around.
Authored by Brodigan via Louder with Crowder
ThinkCivics researches, examines, and reports on issues that matter most. We deliver explanative, fearless, and insightful analysis for public consumption.
