Chuck E Cheese is marketed as a place where a kid can be a kid. It is not marketed as a place for adults to role-play AEW’s Casino Battle Royal. And look, I get it. None of us want to be at Chuck E Cheese. It’s like a casino you can’t drink at, where you spend hours going broke so your kid can win enough tickets for a dollar squishy thing they’re going to pull apart in the car ride home. Chuck E Cheese is one of Dante’s circles of hell for grown-ups.
The video is from a few days ago in South Carolina. A brawl between two twelve-year-olds led to a brawl between their parents. Three people were arrested for a “breach of peace.” And a witness to the melee had an all-time quote:
“Chuck E. Cheese is not the brawl spot. You can’t just come into a Chuck E. Cheese, have a brawl, go home and make a Facebook post about it. You have to stand accountable for what you did.”